We're too lazy to write even a quick description of this weeks SEX, DRUGS & PODCASTS!  episode... So, you'll just have to listen at your own risk... and blame it on yourself if you decide it was a waste of time!

Iphones killing human interaction, Dutchmen killing one vactioning young girl after another, scientist breeding and killing Animal-Human Hybrids to harvest organs, Chinese killing dogs for astronaut food... aanting to kill Tila Tequila...  It's another Killler episode of SEX, DRUGS & PODCASTS!

Anthony & Gregg aren't having enough Sex, doing too many Drugs and still crapping out half-assed Podcasts!  Thanks for caring.  In this episode of SEX, DRUGS & PODCATS!... Kendra Wilkinson from "The Girls Next Door" is now officially a Pornstar (or is she?), Kat Stacks gets slapped the fuck up for pushing one too many buttons, and Bret Michaels apparently has no fear of Death!!!  Plus more...

We're feeling lazy right about now... so here's all you need to know about this week's episode of  SEX, DRUGS & PODCASTS!: BP Oil Spill is still fucking shit up on the Gulf Coast , George Lopez cheated on his wife after she saved his life, Megan Fox won't be in Transformers 3 cause she's a loud mouth bitch, Bret Michaels will probably be the next celebrity to die, and Men make more money than Women because we're all still very sexist!  Enjoy...

It's been a while, but Anthony & Gregg are back from the dead... er, uh, vacation really, with another sub-par edition of SEX, DRUGS & PODCASTS!  From Sugar Shane Mosely to Kimbo Slice, the Oil Slicked-Gulf Coast to Megan Fox's postion on Maxim's Hot 100 list... "Taking a Beating!" seems to be the theme of this episode!

Jay Electronica!  This cat is so fucking dope! Lyrically he's the second coming of Christ.  Thats right, he's a bonafide Hip Hop savior!  Sonically, the odd, yet soulful beats he makes are a breath of fresh air from the repetative thoughtless "club bangers" you can't turn on the radio without hearing. This dude's from New Orleans, but he transcends the stupid slow-flow and one dimensional lyrical-content that most rappers from the south seem incapable of escaping. If you haven't Downloaded the "Victory" mixtape starring this guy yet then do yourself a favor and do it now! It's amazing.

Fortunately for him perhaps, but unfortunately for us, Jay Elect has started working with P. DIDDY, of all people! It's great for Jay gaining exposure, but horrible for all of us who enjoy his music... because now we'll have to sit through what should or could be future audio-masterpeices being shitted on by Puff Daddy incessantly yelling in the background: "Yeah yeah yeah, Uh Ah Uh Ah, Take that Take that, Can't Stop Won't Stop, Bad Boy Bitch, or Whoo!" Their first and hopefully only collabo: "The Ghost of Christopher Wallace" was just released.  It WAS "Super" Dope until Puffy got his hands on it. Now it's "just" Dope. What is Jay thinking?!  Hopefully it's a one time deal, but Diddy could end up signing homeboy.  Call us haters, but we hope it doesn't happen!  Puffy has a way of ruinng people's career. Examples you say... Biggie: Dead, Craig Mack: nowhere to be found, Mase: Nobody cares, Shyne: Locked Up for a decade, Black Rob: Crack Head...

(Shaking our Damn Heads to this one) We know times are rough! The economy is fucked up, jobs are being cut back at a rapid pace, unemployment is skyrocketing! It's becoming a problem for most people to make ends meet... but doing this nasty ass shit for a hundred bucks just doesn't seem worth it. We'd rather stand on the street corner and beg for change cause there's no telling what's been inside that! And we hope thats syrup covering that thing!

This episode's been coming slower than Slowpoke Rodriguez, but it's here!  Some technical difficulties have forced SEX, DRUGS & PODCASTS! to drop this bomb several days late, but fuck it... we're commited to providing you with shitty podcasts come hell or high water!  Screw getting into the table of contents, lets just get it poppin'!

(P.s.  There's talk of the Mayweather Vs. Mosely fight in this one, intended to be listened to before the match, so it's gonna seem retarded to listen to post brawl, but oh well... like we said, we're commited to keeping it mediocre!) 

The people climbing out of the van are illegal immigrants. here's a fun game: Try to count how many hop out and make a run for it!

Marvel Vs Capcom 3!  It's official, Capcom has renewed it's liscense to the Marvel universe and MVC3 is on its way.  It's gonna be 3D graphics on a 2D battle area just like Street Fighter 4. And, the character roster is supposed to be huge... So huge, in fact, that it will dwarf all other fighting game rosters. But, the particulars are pretty much none existant at this point. They've just started working on this thing, so there's a lot development and changes that will take place until it finally comes out in the spring of 2011. But, this teaster trailer is enough to keep us satisfied... for now!

Hip Hop has lost another great MC who consistently contributed some of the most memerable works to the art from of Rap Music throughout the last three decades.  Gangstarr frontman GURU past away Monday April 19th, succumbing to a battle with cancer that lasted for several years.  Only 43 years-old, it seems too soon for anyone to go, but at least he had enough time to bless us with several classic Gangstarr and Jazz Matazz albums.  Underated and Overlooked when people talk about lists of the best MC's ever, GURU always had a solid rhyme-style and a smooth flow which is all any Hip Hop head could ask for.  A working man's MC, the combo of his straight forward raps and DJ Primeir's deep and intricate beats was perfect like peanut butter & jelly.  The two made beautifully-rugged rap music, the way it's supposed to be.  If want to listen to one of the most classic Rap Records ever made then grab a copy of  1993's HARD TO EARN, slap that shit on full blast and let it play from front to back!  Rest In Peace Keithy E. Thanks for the Gifted Unlimited Rhymes Universal...

It might not be April twentieth anymore, but fuck it! When was the last time you actaully needed an excuse to smoke a bongload or two and listen to your favorite podcast! It's another semi-awesome, albeit weird, episode of SEX, DRUGS & PODCASTS! Fuck all the clever descriptions of what Anthony & Gregg talk about this week. All you need to know is: Weed, Taxes, Larry King, Volcanoes and Beastiality!

We couldn't fight the urge to start our own twitter account anymore!  The idea just kept calling us and calling us... sorta like the crack did to Pooky in New Jack.  So check the science and visit our twitter page HERE!  Or if your super-lazy, like us, then just look over at the tweet scroller on the side of the website for the latest nonsense we'd like you to know!

Sexy time again! Anthony & Gregg talk more porno, especially the Sandra Bullock kind, How to protect your "Hard Drive" from "Transmittable Viruses", Jersey Shore spin-offs and a trip to Rapture a la Bioshock 2! It might be another crappy episode of SEX, DRUGS & PODCASTS!, but please try to make to the end this time, would you kindly?!

Supposedly there's a Sandra Bullock/Jesse James sex tape out there somewhere.  Sandra denies it, but of course she would.  And it's probable that she'd never do something like that.  She's got a squeeky-clean "America's Sweetheart" image to maintain.  Even if a very mild vanilla-sex style homemade video with her in it came out, it would change alot of uptight "Heart of America" type people's perception of who she is.  That would potentially cost her millions of dollars in movie roles if her "Brand" was tarnished the slightest bit.  However, there's a very good chance that this super-mythical porno exists.  Evidance A):  Jesse James appearantly has about a dozen sex-tapes of him and a dozen sluts doing the freak-nasty!  B):  Sandra Bullock did have enough bad judgement to not only date Jesse James, but fall in love with him, and then marry him!  and C):  We wouldn't put it past Jesse to try and convince Sandra to get down in a little x-rated homevideo.  and we wouldn't put it past a woman who is deeply in love with their (unbeknownst-to-them-scumbag) husband to give in to their incesant pestering about making one... and eventually say yes.  But Sandra Bullock is rich and well known, and probably can pull alot of strings to get such a video buried, never to see the light of day.  That can't stop us from crossing our fingers though and hoping there is one and that it eventually surfaces one day! 

It's a special X-rated episode of SEX, DRUGS & PODCASTS!  Who are the easiest chicks to bone? Which STD is on it's way to becoming a stronger drug-resistent superbug?  Does fingerbanging a chick count as sex?   Anthony and Gregg cover all the tough questions and reveal a little bit more than you probably wanted to know!

Your drug dealer might have the game on lock with that bomb ass chronic, puro yayo, and really intense shrooms dude!... but he doesn't have shit on the Dentist when it comes to general anasthetics. The cat you cop your stuff from on the other side of town might have some nitrous chargers, a cracker and a balloon for you to get stupid with... but when you want to take a trip to La La Land for longer than a minute your Orthodontist is where it's at. It's too bad the only way he'll usually light you up with this shit is when you need to get your Wisdom Teeth taken out!

This is a little late because we're super lazy fucks over here at SEX, DRUGS & PODCASTS!, but we're also appathetic too, which means... we dont care!  Anyway... Maybe you've heard they're making a Captain America movie.  Which is awesome! We're comic book nerds, and anytime they make a big budget film starring one of our childhood heros we get amp'd.  But, the problem is Hollywood sure is good a fucking that up.  They've made very few superhero flicks right.  And, it kinda looks like their gonna continue their poor batting average by casting Chris Evans as Captain America.  Now, don't get us wrong, Chris actually seems like a solid dude and he's played a lot of cool characters in the movies he's been in.  The fantastic 4's Johnny Storm was/is a perfect role for him.  But, Captain America... not so much.  First of all, the Captain isn't a young guy.  It always seemed to us like he was an older gentleman... like a guy in his late thirties, maybe even early forties.  You know a MAN!  Not a twenty-somehting year old young dude who looks like he's fresh outta college.  Second, even though Captain America looks a bit older, he's been injected with super serium that makes him faster, stronger... and BIGGER than most guys... hence the over muscular physique.  Now, Chris Evans maybe bulking up for the part... but, even if he puts on an 30 extra pounds of muscle he'll still look way smaller than Capt. America should, because Chris just doesn't have the height or shoulder width to pull it off.  The only way it'll work with him in this role is... if they rewrite the story so that he's a younger, scrawnier Captain America.  Which will blow, because this aint the kinda property that should be turned into a Dawsons Creek-Teen drama version of the franchise.  Another shitty thing that we predict they might do is... instead of sticking to the source material and setting part of the story in WWII, they'll try and update it to be "relevent" and "relatable" to today's idiot teenager/general audience member, and therefore set it in the Iraq war.  We're really scared they're gonna fuck this up big time and we'll end up wasting $11... but every now and then Hollywood suprises us with a more-than-halfway-decent comic book film, so we've got our finger crossed that "brotha's gonna work it out"!

SEX, DRUGS & PODCASTS! is back like crack!  Anthony and Gregg discuss how stupid Sandra Bullock is, why you should prepare yourself like Militiamen for the coming armageddon, and the cost of CD's finally dropping to reasonable prices?!  Oh yeah, and Ricky Martin is gay!

It's time to get Commie wit it, as SEX, DRUGS & PODCASTS! takes a look at the passage of the new Health Care Reform bill!  Anthony & Gregg do their retarded best to explain why Health Care should be free, why Conservatives are fucking evil, and why the Democrats had to man up an push through a less than perfect piece of legislation!  It's another Super Duper, super political episode... Enjoy!

Microsoft's being hush hush about it, but some photos of a redesigned Xbox 360 motherboard have surfaced on the net, and judging by the size and shape of it the experts are saying Billy Gates and his crew are planning on releasing a smaller, slimmer console very soon.  It also looks like they're following the PS3's lead and making the Hard Drive an internal component this time around.  It'll be interesting to see how weird they make this one look.  We jacked the pic above off of some other cat's blog, but don't get all excited about it because it's a fake.  It'll probably look nothing like this, but lets hope they make it look cool, get it out quick... and take another cue from Sony and cut the price!  With the original 360's awkward look, big and clunky external hard drive, persisting red-ring of death problem and the fact that it's almost 5 years old... it's good to see that Microsoft is playing like Michael Jackson and "gonna make that change, na na na, na na na..."!

Never ones to pass up an opportunity to drink like Irish Catholics, Anthony & Gregg put the inebriated debauchery on hold to kick St. Paddy's Day off with another festive podcast.  Can the Texas Board of Education really get away with rewriting history?  Would you suck on breasts filled with ass fat? And how exactly is cocaine causing global warming?  Find out on this episode of SEX, DRUGS & PODCASTS!

Weighing in at 8% alcohol and only costing a few bucks, a 40 oz. of St. Ides is a very economical, and not-so-good tasting way to get your fade on. But if there's one thing a Hip-Hopper growing up in the 90's apprecitated about the makers of this fine malt liquor it was their marketing campaign. All the biggest names in rap seemed willing to line up and drop some ill verses praising this virtual gasoline in a bottle. Ice Cube, 2pac, Snoop Doggy Dogg, The Geto Boys and even Rakim! For anyone who used to think "Damn! That was a dope as commercial. I wish they put that out on a CD!" Well it's been done in case you didn't know. Made in 2002, DJ Drank's Greatest Malt Liquor Hits is a compilation of 30 of these classic pieces of adverstising memorabilia. It's missing some, but will quench the thirst of any Hip Hop head who wants to reminisce about the good ol' days. If you're a boutique record store crate-digger, and are extremely lucky you might be able to find a physical copy of it, but chances are you'll just have to do some diging on the internet to find a downloadable file of this trip down memory lane. It doesn't appear on the album, but here's a spot by Biggie spitting over the NY NY beat!

Predator! Ask any guy to list his favorite Science Fiction films and this one will be near the top. Filled with lots of testosterone, violence, gore, guns and an alien, this movie was not only ahead of it's time, but will never be dated in comparison to present or future Sci-Fi movies because of the timeless premise and setting of the story. 1990's "Predator 2" turned out to be a little cartoonish and comic-booky, but still holds up as a solid, if not campy diversion for the franchise. Which goes to show you... with a movie monster this BAD-ASS it's hard to mess up a flick starring these blood thirsty intergalactic hunters. However, 2004's PG-13 "Alien Vs. Predator" did a pretty good job of attempting to do just that by removing the core essence of what makes a Predator movie so awesome: super gruesome deaths!  2007's "Aliens Vs. Predator" brought back the blood & guts, reinstating fan's faith in Hollywood, and now... there may be even more reason to believe a Predator sequel can be just as good (and maybe possibly better?) as the original. Robert Rodriguez, the director of such cult classics as Desperado, From Dusk till Dawn, Sin City and Planet Terror is producing "Predators" in all it's rated "R" glory. Rob wrote it, but is not directing it, but with his guidance this outting should be a bonafied thrill ride! The story centers around a group of the most dangerous killers and murders on earth being captured by Predators and released into the wild on an alien planet-game preserve to be hunted. Get ready for more Predator mythos, technology, and thankfully sadistically brutal kills July 9th!

Not much of a fight, Pacquiao Vs. Clottey turned out to be nothing more than an extra hard sparring match for Pacman.  Clottey has power and could have possibley got a game-changing punch in on Manny if he had opened up and actually tried to box.  But Clottey was too afraid of getting his face tattoo'd and knocked out by the pride of the Phillipines, so he kept his guard up most of the fight only coming out to throw an occasional retaliatory swing.  The bout served to wet the appitite of Pacquiao fans who've been waiting to see the Mexicutioner continue his reign as the best pound-for-pound boxer in the world, but it paled in comparison to the overwhelming promise of a super-brawl with Floyd Money Mayweather.  In fact, now that the Clottey match has turned out to be kind of a let down, it will only add to the fire that is boxing enthusiats' call for the Fight-of-the-Century!  Hopefully Pretty Boy Floyd will quit acting like a biyatch, put his "Undefeated" record on the line and let Pacman beat the breaks off 'em!

Gone are the days when a young boy could go to the local arcade and waste his entire weekly allowence battling other little kids for neighborhood supremacy via tests of skill and might like Street Fighter 2, Mortal Kombat and... NBA Jam.  Never without a line of kids waiting to play, this game not only had super cool graphics at the time, but tons of hidden characters, cheats and other easter eggs.  Even after home-consoles started killing off the arcade experience it was difficult to find a household with a teenaged boy that didnt have this game for the Super Nintendo or Sega Genisis, and a weekly tournament against his friends every Saturday afternoon.  And awesomely enough, just like those other titans of the 16-bit era, NBA Jam is getting an overhaul and a reintroduction to the 21st Century.  Here's the trailer, enjoy!

Gaming on-demand!  That's what the new online gaming service "Onlive" promises.  An experience that's quick, easy and cheap... but most importantly just as high quality as anything you get with console-based gaming.  No more need for a PS3, Xbox 360 or Wii to play all the latest games.  All you'll need is a computer or one of their "micro-consoles", a gaming controller and a broadband internet conection.  The company says you won't need to dowload or install any data onto your device.  You just log-on and start playing wherever you left off.  The days of paying with a kidney every couple of years for the newest generation of consoles are coming to end. Onlive has built a huge network of data centers that store, compress and deliver streaming games, freeing people from ever having to upgrade hardware or purchase more physical software agian. The service launches June 17th and will have subscriptions starting at $14.95. And, before you think you'll only have access to super old-outdated titles like the original Super-Mario brothers or shit like that, think again. They claim they'll have mainstream-just realeased games like Assassin's Creed 2, Dragon Age: Origins and Borderlands.  This WILL the be the future of gaming, and from a practical standpoint... when, or if your home ever does get burglerized and the theives make off with all your valuables, at least your PS3 and video game collection won't be on the list of shit they made off with!

It might seem like fun to hit bicyclists with your car, but unlike a video game... a new vehicle will not magically materialize in your old smashed-up car's place, the cyclist's dead body will begin to flash and then disapper, and you will not be able to out run the police until you get to the next "level"!

It's a new blockbuster episode of SEX, DRUGS & PODCASTS! as Anthony and Gregg debate who really deserved the oscar for best picture this year, if Jessica Simpson really doesn't want anyone to know she's a super freak in bed, and how "Gayness" always seems to come spilling out like a tidal wave of junk the longer people try to keep it hidden in the closet! 

We wouldn't be on our job here at SEX, DRUGS & PODCASTS! if we didn't acknowledge one of Hip Hop's most important days... March 9th!  The day the Notorious B.I.G. was killed.  Still an unsolved mystery, it only adds to the legend of the East Coast's dopest MC.  Big, arguably, was single handedly responsible for bringing mainstream attention back to NY with his debut album "Ready to Die" after it had been focused on the G-Funk dominance of the West throughout the early 90's!  More of a day of reflection (but some could make a case for celebration), we think back on the two classic LPs and the multitude of memorable guest spots that Biggie Smalls left us with... and miss his sometimes simplistic yet flawless flow... his mixture of angst, self deprication and humor... and his pioneering vision of blending the street life with the good life.  Batting a near 100% for making great rap music, it's interesting to wonder how long he could have kept cranking out near perfect albums.  Some say Jay-Z is the best rapper alive because of his track record when it comes to the consistent high quality and sales of his music, but if that's true, we like to think it's only because Big wasn't around to show him up!

It's SEX, DRUGS & PODCASTS! time once again!  Anthony & Gregg examine "Killer" Whales, Killer Earthquakes, Canada vs USA olympic hockey finals, Lil Wayne's dental hygiene and much more!

It's SEX, DRUGS AND PODCASTS! time once again!  Anthony and Gregg talk a little Winter Olympics, the JIHAD on the IRS, Tiger Woods formal apology for being way to horny, and the gorgeous idiot that is Megan Fox!

Here at SEX, DRUGS & PODCASTS! we love making predictions about what the future will be like, and this so called "Cell Phone-Watch" is a small step towards what we think will become a ubiquitous reality very soon. 

First, we predict that other cellphone companies will follow suit after Apple takes this idea and runs with it, essentially placing a wristband around a modified version of the iPhone.  The contour of the phone will be curved a little so it'll sit comfortably on your forearm, and the interface with be repositioned accordingly.  The straps will most likely be held together with velcro, but surely companies will start making leather button-studded straps for all the metal heads and out-doorsy hiker types, and no doubt Rappers will replace them with iced-out platinum wrist bands!

Secondly, every phone will come with a bluetooh headset so you can easily talk to the person on the other line without having to shout into your wrist like these idoits (that's a little unfair because they're just working with what they were given for this commercial)!  Also, as the use of G4 networks begins to be implimented by cellphone service providers, these "Cell Phone-Watches" will also come with built-in webcams so you can video-chat with ya bitch homie!   

If you're wondering whether or not to go see the new Wolfman movie... well, the answer isn't so simple.  On one hand the special effects, scenery, costumes and props are all superbly done and very authentic looking.  So, as far as eye-candy goes you'll definitely get your money's worth.  But, on the other hand, the acting is very... eh... average.  Benicio Del Toro's performance isn't exactly a tour de' force and Anthony Hopkins portrayal as Benny's father is so emotionless it seems like he's given up on actually trying to act all together.  The story doesn't have any really great twists or turns and the dialouge doesn't really lend itself to providing for any jaw dropping revelations, but the momentum of the story does keep you engaged throughout the whole film.  So, in conclusion... it really depends on what you're expecting to see.   If you go to watch it with the idea that it's gonna be, or should be, some really in-depth Shakesperian drama you're gonna be sorely dissappointed.  But, if you go with idea that it's just gonna be a good ol' fashioned monster movie with lots of blood and guts (and there are quite alot of those flying around) and not much else... then you're gonna get exactly what you paid for and then some!

SEX, DRUGS & PODCASTS! gets super philosophical on your ass this time around!  Anthony & Gregg answer listener emails and discuss giving to charity, going to hell, the best and worst rappers out right now and how to handle a crazy ex! 

Well first thing's first, the Dante's Inferno video game does some serious biting off of God Of War in terms of fighting moves, the way you interact with enemies (Quick Time Events) and collect souls for weapon and skill upgrades.  But that's not a bad thing.  You feel the same kind of badassness and total rampagery that you do when you play G.O.W.  Dante's Inferno also does a great job of capturing the size and scope of the vast and dark spiritual underworld. 

The story isn't very complex, but then it doesn't need to be.  It serves its purpose of just giving you a reason to make your journey down to the bottom of H-E-double-hockey-sticks.  Dante returns from the crusades to find that his girlfriend Beatrice made a wager with the devil that Dante would stay faithful while away.  But of course he doesn't, so Lucifer collects Beatrice's soul and drags her to hell.  Dante follows, fighting his way through the Nine Circles of Hell to battle Lucifer and rescue her. 

You'll really like this game, especially if you're into Heavy Metal type of imagery.  There's Volcanic Lava flowing everywhere, Rivers of Blood, Dead Trees with hanging bodies, Demonic Statues and tons of other goulish sights lurking around every corner!

The Cut-scenes look absolutely phenomenal!  And there are some cartoon segments, that are a direct rip-off of the kind you saw in "Infamous", but they're well done too.  The bosses were nicely thought out and fun to battle and look at.  The only place where the game falls short visually is the in-game grarphics.  They're pretty lackluster.  There's PS2 games that look better.  With studios putting out graphically stunning stuff like Metal Gear Solid 4 and Uncharted 2 there's no excuse to slack in this department.  Also, you can't move the camera around to check out the scenery which is disappointing because despite the overall lack of detail, the backgrounds do look amazing in the way they're constructed.

Dante's Inferno is pretty short, clocking in around 10 hours.  But this is also a good thing.  If it was any longer it might get tedious and boring.  There's just the right amount and mixture of cut scenes, combat and puzzle solving.  The puzzles aren't too complicated which is great.  There's nothing that makes a good game turn into a bad experince faster than puzzles that a developer made waaaaay too difficult.  It'll take you a few tries to figure out what to do, then a few more to get it right.  Perfect!

The combo system is pretty deep, but you never use all the moves you acquire, so it kinda seems like a waste.  It would've been cooler to see a couple more weapons with just a few special moves, instead of only the two you get (the Grim Reapers Scythe and a Cross that blasts holy energy).  But, you have so much fun using those two that it's really a non-issue.  There's a treasure collecting system which is cool and lets you upgrade your abilites even more, but the treasures aren't really hidden all that well because there aren't alot of secret places to discover and explore.  That's something the developer could have worked on a little more. 

You also come across a lot of historical figures in Hell that you can either absolve and send their spirits to Heaven (through a fun and addictive mini-game), or punish and damn them to an eternity of pain and suffering.  It was interesting to read the pop-ups that tell you what sins they committed.  But, their character models are all the same.  Plain, with no detail or diffence in their design, which shows a little laziness on the part of the developer.  It's probably because they made so many of them, but it would have been cooler to have (some really good hidden spots in the game where) just a few really detailed character sinners could be discovered, and perhaps even short cut-scenes showing their backgrounds and transgressions.

All in all this game was really fun to play and it entertains from begining to end.  And even when you've beat the game there's still more to do in the form of a number of harder difficulty levels, downloadable content, challenge modes and extra "making of the game" type of videos to watch.  This game is a must buy, or at least rent if you've got Gamefly!

Oh my fucking God!  We can only conclude the one of three things is taking place here: A) This human vacuum cleaner is the biggest Cokehead in Asia and can totally handle all of that Yayo in her system.  B) All the fucking idiots surrounding her are soooo retarded they have no idea that snorting that much cocaine would kill an rhinoceros... but considering that they're probably the ones who bought it, chopped it up, and lined it up for her... it's more likely C)  These guys wanted to MURDER this chick in a very elaborate and expansive way.  RIP to this Party Animal, unfortunately she OD'd and was sent to the hospital (no joke).  No word if she's dead or not.

It's another super episode of SEX, DRUGS & PODCASTS!  Anthony & Gregg discuss the Super Bowl, killer Toyota Prius',  Howard Stern becoming the next American Idol judge? and whole lot more!

The only thing that could make a police chase more suspenseful than it already is by nature is when the suspect is actually good at evading the police.  We're not talking about driving down the highway in a straight line for a couple of hours a la "OJ", we're talking about pulling some straight up movie-style stunt driving behind the wheel and all-star running back-type of evasive manouvers on foot.  Yeah it's a danger to public saftey when criminals do whatever it is they have do to get away, but #1) they never do "get away" and #2) as long as they're gonna run... then it might as well be exciting!

As if you needed someone else to throw their two-cents in about the iPad SEX, DRUGS & PODCASTS! is back to examine the pros and cons of Apple's latest step towards world dominaiton.  Plus, Anthony & Gregg discuss Sex Robots, iPad Porn, Heidi Montag, Earthquake Weapon Systems, the Tooth Fairy and more!

"But isn't that just a Giant Ipod Touch?" is what people were left asking yesterday after Apple unvieled it latest highly-anticipated gadget: The Ipad!  And the anwser is... Kind of, But not really.  It functions much the same way, but is capable of doing alot more because of the increased power inside.   This thing will single handedly kill print media and change the way we watch TV, among other things.  But, with that being said... you should wait to buy one until they come out with the 2nd generation.  For all it does, it's majorly lacking in some areas.  Firstly, the current itteration only goes up to 64 GBs of hard disk space, which sucks for music lovers like us who have at least that many gigs of mp3s.  Second, it doesn't have a camera.  Not on the front, not on the back.  So that means no picture or video taking, and definitely no video chat.  And thirdly, no USB ports?!  Wait how are you supposed to transfer your pics and/or vids from your digi camera?  Nice way to half-ass it Apple!  Not to worry, they'll crank out the next version in about... ehh, nine months?!

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Busy week in SEX, DRUGS & PODCASTS!-land... Anthony and Gregg go over the Late Nite War, the mess in Haiti once more, John Edwars baby daddy drama, an All-White Basketball League(???) and much more of course!

Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day!  SEX, DRUGS & PODCASTS! is back with a look at MLK, the Haiti Earthquake crisis, The Dentist... again, Balloon Boy, Viking Movies and more!

Money for the kids education... Check!  Firearms to protect against intruders...  Check!  Some people are always thinking ahead.  (The cat that took this picture probably thought about displaying his drug supply, but then decided it would be a bad look!)

"Gentelmen, we can rebuild her, we have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first BIONIC STRIPPER..."

We've got another editon of SEX, DRUGS & PODCASTS! to stuff down your throat.  So, open up and take it like a champ!  Anthony and Gregg talk about making the transition from porn to legitimate acting, The People's Choice Awards, suing someone over adultery, population control and much more!

SEX, DRUGS & PODACSTS! is now on iTunes!  Look for the Apple icon on the right side navigation menu and click on it to link to our iTunes page.  From there you can subscribe if you've got iTunes and perfer to get the podcast that way!

SEX, DRUGS & PODCASTS! is back for the new year and ready to shit out loads of crappy podcasts in 2010!  Enjoy the first entry of the new decade as Anthony & Gregg look at NYE, Lady Gaga, Sherlock Holmes and Jersey Shore.

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It's the SEX, DRUGS & PODCASTS! "Christmas episode"... but somehow Anthony and Gregg practically manage to avoid talking about the holiday all together.  More of a movie review show than anything else, Avatar, RocknRolla, & Blood In and Blood Out are just some of the flicks that get examined!

SEX, DRUGS & PODCASTS! examines all the ingredients that go into making the perfect douche bag. Anthony and Gregg also discuss holiday gift giving woes, Disney's "The Princess and the Frog," Steven Seagal's Lawman, and more.

SEX, DRUGS & PODCASTS! is back for another round of rambling conversation, Anthony and Gregg discuss irritating Redneck Comedians, Video Game Rental Services, Assassin's Creed II, Ninjas and Kurt Russell! Enjoy...

Like it or not SEX, DRUGS & PODCASTS! is back like skinny jeans!  New hosts, new format, new topics (sort of), new show! This week, Anthony and Gregg discuss the Tiger Woods scandal, gay marriage, legalizing pot...and much more!  Enjoy...

The SEX, DRUGS & PODCASTS! team has been way to busy to poop out another low-quality podcast.   Plus, we're all dealing with emotional and substance abuse problems, so it may be a while longer until we finally get around to doing another.  We know, you're oh-so sad.  Hang in there, we'll be back soon enough!

It's really not funny, but if this doesn't make you laugh then you probably don't have a funny bone!

Achtung!  This is a German commericial for HIV awareness .  Didn't really know what catagorey to put this one in... but it definitely doesn't belong in the "Funny Shit" catagorey, so we just filed it under "General".   Imagine the shame, being a Nazi and having HIV???!  Sounds like it's time to swallow a cyanide pill!

If you've never heard of these before then this might trip you out a little.  You can literally make these rims display anything you want.  Unfortunatley, a set of 4 will run you about 15 Gs, and they're not street legal.  But if you're ballin' that shouldn't matter! (WARNING! this video is mad corny). 

Universial Pictures has released the first trailer for the new "The Wolfman" movie, starring Benicio Del Toro and Anthony Hopkins.  With all the franchises that Hollywood has been rebooting, remaking and, well... ruining lately, it's good to see that they're not messing up this classic!

Since they did it with the PlayStation and PS2, logic dictated that it was only a matter of time before Sony came out with a slim PS3.  Well, it has arrived... er, uh, well we mean it's been announced at least.  Not only is it gonna cost less than previous versions right off the bat (only $299), but it comes stock with a 120 GB hard drive.  You can upgrade the HD like the other ones, and of course it'll have built-in Wi-Fi, but you won't be able to install another operating system on it (sorry mod-geeks)!  The only other shitty thing about this itteration is that Sony didn't make it backwards compatible either, so you won't be able to play your classic PS2 games on it like Resident Evil 4, Metal Gear Solid 3, or Shadow of the Colossus!

When we first saw the trailers for "District 9" we concluded it was about a bunch of aliens stranded on earth that couldn't leave, so humans punked them around til they fought back.  And yes, that's kinda what it's about.  But there's a whole nother story that the previews don't allude to that will trip you out.  Here's our quick review:  it's full of badass action sequences, mind blowing special effects and a pretty cool story.  If you've been wrestling with the idea of seeing it or not, do it, you won't be disappointed!

Let's face it, Michael Vick has been the poster child for punishment.  We're not arguing that what he did was wrong or not, but we do believe that the man paid his penance.  We're glad to see he's back in the NFL and not playing in the UFL.  And hey, a two year-1.6 MIL-contract to play back up QB for the Eagles is a lot better than getting paid nothing to lift weights in the pen.  But really we wanna see Mike Vick succeed and reclaim the glory he once had.  Doesn't Donte Stallworth need a pillow, some champagne and more caviar!

We never like to judge people without meeting them first.  But if there ever was a chick who seemed like a total cunt to us, without really knowing for sure... it's Heidi Montag.  That being said, we'd still like to see what her tit-tay's and pu-na-nay look like (and rub one out to 'em).  Unfortunately, Heidi's so called "Playboy photo shoot" shows absolutely no nudity (???) what-so-ever!  No nipples, no vagina, not even any ass! Apparently it was negotiated in her contract.  We still have our finger's crossed that one day this chick will show up on a triple x-rated porno where some dude nuts all over her face, but until her 15 minutes of fame runs out we'll have to settle for the equivalent of a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue!

The Box Gun!  We're filing this under "The Future" catagory, but actually there's really nothing that futuristic about it.  In fact, when we think about it, it's probably more practical to just stuff a gat in your waistband, you know, if you NEED to be strap'd.  Never the less, this thing IS badass!  Now a Laptop that transforms into a gun.... that would be totally futuristic.  Get on it Magpul!  

Apparently when it came to partying TV infomercial pitchman Billy Mays didn't fuck around.  A newly released autopsy report shows that not only was he poppin' pills like candy... homeboy was also snorting rails of Yayo!  It's been "concluded that Mr. Mays used cocaine in the few days prior to his death but not immediately prior to death."  A Heart attack caused by hypertension was the main culprit, but yes it was determined that the coke was a contributing factor to his untimely demise.  Oh, and in case you're wondering what else they found in Billy's system, here are the  ingredients for one good... or really bad time, depending on the amounts taken:  hydrocodone (Vicodin), oxycodone (painkiller), alprazolam (Xanax), nordiazepam (Valium), temazepam (anti-anxiety), and Ethanol (aka Alcohol)! 

The SEX, DRUGS & PODCASTS! team went to a BBQ this past Saturday and while we were waiting to watch UFC 101 we spent several hours (drinking and burning, of course, and...) playing this new and totally addictive ball game.  Apparently, it goes by several different names:  Horse Balls, Dangle Ball, Spinner Ball, Bolo Ball and our own made up name "Honky Ball".  You should try it some time.  It's fun, cheap to make your own, and we guarantee you'll dig it!  Here's what you need to play and the rules:

UPRIGHTS 3/4 inch PVC pipe Two PVC elbow joints per stand (two stands needed) Six PVC T-joints per stand Uprights - 12 inches apart vertically, and 25 inches wide

BOLOS You'll need a dozen golf balls (6 each of two different colors) and some thin rope.  Drill a hole through each golf ball.  Tie a knot in a piece of rope, then feed it through the hole in the ball.  Then tie another knot to secure the golf ball (you should have a knot on each side of the ball).  Then do the same for the second ball, which should be 12 inches apart.  Repeat until you have 3 bolos of the same color.  WARNING!  Don't use older, wound golf balls.  They have compressed liquid centers that will spray a harmful substance when drilled (kinda like your mom)!

RULES You can either play one on one, or in teams of two - one team member should be stationed at each Upright.  Spread Uprights 20 feet apart.  One person throws all three bolos then the other person throws theirs.  The top bar is worth 1 point, middle bar is worth 2 points, and the bottom bar is worth 3.  Play to 11.   If you go over 11 you drop 2 points from the number you had.  Losers pay winners whatever amount of money was gambled on the game!

Even if you're not a nerd, one thing is for sure... you use the shit that nerds make, so that kinda makes you one by association.  You can't escape technology.  From Ipods to Iphones, Flat Panel TVs to PS3s and Xbox 360s, Laptops to GPS navigation... we could go on, but you get the picture.  And guess what?   There's even more mind blowingly super advanced shit on the way.  From time to time we'll put you up on the dope, crazy and yes even scary ass stuff that's coming from the future!  Behold our first example:

FUCK A CELL PHONE

The Sixth Sense (aka the smartphone killer).  This video's a little long at eight minutes, and it takes a moment to get to the good part, but use some patience and watch the whole thing.  What you are about to see is some real science fiction-shit come to life!  Imagine the applications for jacking off to internet porn...

The results for X-Play's "G Phoria 2009" are in and here's how we did. We got 4 right out of the 6 catagories we looked at. Not great, but pretty good.  A casual gamer with down syndrome could probabaly make some of these calls.  Others require an ear to the mean streets of gaming.  And the rest (like Best Sports game and Best Graphics - the two we got wrong!) can be tough even for a super-geek to pick. Check the retrospect:

GAME OF THE YEAR:  FALLOUT 3

This one was a no brainer!  Fallout 3 was way better than any of the other contenders, so it wasn't hard to guess.

BEST GRAPHICS:  KILLZONE 2

This is probably the toughest award to call.  That being said... We were soooooo wrong!  We even shitted on Killzone by calling it a joke entry, but it looks like PS3 fanboys really wanted this one to win something. We thought Fight Night would win 'cause so many people kept gushing over how realistic the sweet-science simulator looked.  But, in retrospect there just wasn't enough stuff to look at to justify FNR4 winning the 'Best Graphics' title.

BEST NEW CHARACTER: SACKBOY

Man, Oh Man, did we hit this one on the head!  If we were goin' with our hearts, again, we would've said Cole.   But, seeing as there's a lot of sucka-ass-Little Big Planet-lovers out there, we knew that little peice of fabric would win.

BEST SPORTS GAME:  FIGHT NIGHT ROUND 4

We didn't see this one coming.  Again, we didn't think there were enough fans of this game to choose it over Madden or NBA Live, but it's good to see FNR4 won something, 'cause it's hella fucking fun to play.

BEST ACTION GAME:  INFAMOUS

We're not pyschic, we swear.  This was just obvious.  Infamous looked great and felt great to play.  Ultra-satisfying-ass-kicking-action always equals a winner!

BEST SHOOTER:  GEARS OF WAR 2

Called it!  Those Xbox 360-Nazi's could've easily chose Left for Dead 2, but never estimate the power of Gears of War-dick-riders!  Ha ha, but no, really it did deserve the win. 

X-PLAY's "G Phoria 2009" airs tonight (Wed. Aug. 5th) on G4, and nerds around the world are betting thousands of dollars on who will win!  Okay... well, maybe not.  But they're definitely anticipating the victories and the upsets that come with every year's show.  Here are our picks for the only catagories that really matter.  We'll check back tomorrow to see how in (or out of) touch we are with the rest of the gaming world.  Remember the winners are voted on by the viewers so it's not always the games that deserve the win that get it.

GAME OF THE YEAR: Fable II, Fallout 3, Gears of War 2, Killzone 2, Street Fighter IV, inFamous

This one's tough to call.  It's a joke to even consider Street Fighter IV or Killzone 2 as the Game of the Year.  Infamous is a good honorable mention, but it probably won't win.  Gears is a possible victor, but with heavy hitters like Fable and Fallout, it would be an upset if it does.  You could argue that Gears deserves it, but really it doesn't come close to matching the depth of either Fable II or Fallout 3.  We're going with Fallout.

BEST GRAPHICS: Resistance 2, Resident Evil 5, Fight Night Round 4, Killzone 2, Street Fighter IV

Again Steat Fighter IV and Killzone 2 must be joke entries.  Resistance doesn't have a chance either.  So it comes down to Fight Night or Resident Evil.  R.E. 5 sho is pretty, but the realism of Fight Night will knock the competition out.   BEST NEW CHARACTER: Sackboy (LittleBigPlanet), Your Dog (Fable II), Cole (inFamous), Crimson Viper (Street Fighter IV), Starkiller (The Force Unleashed)

Nobody's voting for Crimson Viper, and if anyone votes for Your Dog it could only be as a goof.  Starkiller was HARD, but alot of people hated on 'The Force Unleashed' so he probably won't win 'cause of that.  We've got our fingers crossed that Cole comes out victorious 'cause 'Infamous' was badass, but we foresee some gay shit happening like Sackboy winning.   BEST SPORTS GAME: Madden NFL 09, Fight Night Round 4, MLB: The Show 09, Tiger Woods PGA Tour 10 (Wii), NBA Live 09

Tiger Woods is a great game, but it's for the Wii, so... no.  MLB the show's a solid title, but there probably aren't enough voters who're baseball fans to make this the winner.  Fight Night was awesome, but again probably won't win cause it's too niche.  Madden might get the trophy, but it was kinda lackluster this year.  Expect Voter's to go with NBA Live.   BEST ACTION GAME: inFamous, Prototype, Red Faction: Guerrilla, MadWorld, Dead Space

Madworld is a great concept game, but again it's on the Wii.  It won't win.  Prototype is the poor-man's infamous, and who plays Red Faction?  Deadspace was DOPE-AS-FUCK and deserves this award hands down!  But most voters are gonna pick Infamous (which we ain't mad at cause it was kick-ass too). BEST SHOOTER: Left 4 Dead, Gears of War 2, Resistance 2, Killzone 2, Call of Duty: World at War

We could go into all the reasons why we think the others will lose, but it's easier just to say Gears of War will win for sure,  if only by virtue of the fact that there's a whole lot of Gears-dick-riding fanboys that'll make it happen.

This viral video's been around for while now, but if you haven't seen it yet it'll blow your fucking mind.  We're willing to bet this kid gambles, drinks and gets high too.  Little fucker's probably gotten laid already as well.  Plus he rides a motorcycle and has a posse that laughs at all his jokes... A lot cooler than any of us at 2 years old!

If you like to get baked and waste your life playing video games like us, then you probably already know that the back half of '09 is stacked with kick ass titles.  If you don't... that probably means you actually have a life and get laid on a regular basis so you'll disregard this post anyway.  Either way, here's our top 10 list of the most anticipated releases still scheduled to come out this year:

1. Madden 10 (Aug. 14th)

2. Batman: Arkham Asylum (Aug. 25th)

3. Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2 (Sept. 15th)

4. NBA 2K10 (Oct. 6th)

5. Uncharted 2: Among Thieves (Oct. 13th) PS3 ONLY

6.  Brutal Legend (Oct. 13th)

7. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 (Nov. 10th)

8. Assassin's Creed 2 (Nov. 17th)

9. Left 4 Dead 2 (Nov. 17th) 360 ONLY

10. Dante's Inferno (Dec. 1st)

And if you're wondering why Fallout 3: Game of the year edition (Oct. 13th) didn't make the list, it's because it doesn't count. If you haven't played the original yet you are slippin'.  Besides, DLC is a money sucking scam.

The original plan was to crap out a new episode of  SEX, DRUGS & PODCASTS!  once a week... But we're lazy, and we like to get drunk & high too, which means we usually forget anyway.  Plus nobody's really listening.  So, it's looking more like we'll be shitting out crappy podcasts once every couple of weeks or so instead.  That is unless we start slamming heroin, then expect one only every couple of months.

A lot of words can be used to describe this footage:  Amazing.  Unbelievable.  Incredible. Astounding. Disgusting?  And so on...  By the way, that thing is 18 inches in case you were wondering.

Video has surfaced of Xavier University player Jordan Crawford dunking on Lebron James at his own basketball training camp.  Nike tried to confiscate all the footage of the embarassment they could find, but now days you can't keep anything from leaking onto the internet. 

Looks like SEX, DRUGS & PODCASTS! Episode 1 is gonna launch sooner than expected.  In fact we're a day or so away from posting it.  But, in the mean time we'd like to keep you entertained with this: 

The dopest SPRITE commercial ever!

Having trouble deciding who's the better player, the Black Mamba or King James? Well, here's another question that might not be any easier to answer: Who has the better theme song?

Lil Wayne - Kobe Bryant

Debonair - Lebron James

SEX, DRUGS & PODCASTS! is shooting for a July 25th start date (that is unless the Feds raid our hideout).  We're strap'd up, putting on our masks & gloves and getting ready to ride out! 

SEX, DRUGS, & PODCASTS! is still in training, but come July we're getting in the ring and gonna start knocking out podcasts!